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Taylor Sims
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Taylor Sims

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My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off.
My 92 year old grandma. (via unabashinglyme)

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I want this bong omg

minethemind:

I want this bong omg

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This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.

Finish reading This Is The Most Passive-Agressive Office Note Battle We’ve Ever Seen

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So after I get off work I’m going to be the best girlfriend ever today. So, ima give yall some back story to this first. So about two days ago I had worked about 8 hours that day straight (please mind this is my “part-time” remedial, basic ass pay job where I seem to ALWAYS be working full time hours doe*insert side eye. I digress) & I get home to my bf who was off work all damn day but didnt wash a pot, pick up a broom. Simply put he aint do shit all damn day. So I didnt talk to him for a good 2 days. But my petty ass is over it. I want some D so long story short im buying him a video game that he really wants to make up for being a complete bitch for the last couple days. Lol


Oh hai

Oh hai



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Previously: Mind-Boggling Shower Thoughts

Well, our office’s elevator actually has an option where if you press the wrong floor, you press it twice to cancel.

….you can’t mute a microwave.

I think they meant mute the beeping noise it makes when it’s done, or when you push any buttons. Those things are louder than the actual microwave.

KICKSTART THE SHIT OUT OF IT

WHY ARE WE NOT FUNDING THIS?

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